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Angst Fail Or Parenting Win?

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3 Awkward Moments With Email Auto-Address

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December 15, 2009 at 2:18 AM

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“Facebook: Making Parents More Embarrassing Than They Already Are”

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“How to Fire Someone in Gotham City”

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December 9, 2009 at 11:50 AM

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Craiglist Funnies- “The word ‘cunt’ has lost its edge”

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The word “cunt” has lost its edge

I think it’s time for a worse swear than “cunt”. It used to be that was the absolute top of the swearing hierarchy. You could stop any discussion just by flashing the joker of all swear words. I mean… wow. Cunt. it’s got two hard consonants. Not only that, but they are at the beginning and at the end. Come in with a crash, go out with a bang. And the ‘u’ gives it that really short syllable sound. See, the word “fuck” is similar, but it’s just too undecided. First off, it begins with sort of a foo foo sounding letter… fffff, I mean what’s that? Then as far as the meaning, well it’s just not focused enough… could be a noun, could be a verb… you can combine it with other words, there’s just no direction. Make up your mind. Now… “cunt”, there’s a word that knows exactly what it’s trying to say. It doesn’t need a context. But now everyone’s on the cunt bandwagon, and it’s just not the same anymore. There isn’t that thrill of “ooohhh, who’s gonna top that?”. It’s just mundane everyday now. We need something that can be applied to anyone, an equal opportunity word like fuck or cunt but worse. Cuck? Nah, that’s too much like cock. What about Funt? No, that just sounds like gay football or something. So, anyway, if someone’s got any ideas… run it by the rnr panel of judges, and we’ll let you know if yours is a winner. For now, let’s slow down on the usage of cunt… like antibiotics. And don’t forget to wash your ass.

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    December 9, 2009 at 11:45 AM

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