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Halloween Pick Up Lines

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It’s almost that time of the year and all the single guys out there must be prepared with their best lines. Below is a few suggestions. Article via College Humor.

Zombie:  Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra?

Frankenstein’s Monster:  (Pulls out a bolt) Trade you a bolt for a good screw?

Werewolf:  What up, would it offend you if I humped your leg?

Hobo:  Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?

Skeleton: Did youknow there are 206 bones in the human body?  Would you mind one more?

Banana:  Am I ap-peeling to you?

Firefighter: How about you STOP talking, DROP your pants, and lets ROLL!

Hotdog:  That’s a nice set of buns you gotthere, mind if I stick my foot-long there?

Policeman:  Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.

Pirate: That is quite a booty you’ve got there.

UPS Guy:  Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Angel:  Hello, I am the answer to you’re prayers.

Greek: Wanna see my Trojan Horse?

Vampire:  If you play your cards right, you mightbe the one who sucks tonight.

Prisoner:  At this point, I’ll take anything.

Of course, what list wouldn’t be complete without a fewlines for those especially cute costumes you might come across.

Zombie: Oh my, you look dead, sexy.

Devil:  Let’s head back to your place, since I’m going there anyway.

Witch:  I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?

Nurse:  Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down.

Cat:  That’s a nice pussy; the costume is pretty good too.

Anyone: That mask is becoming on you.  If it were me, I’d be coming too.


Written by Brando P

October 27, 2009 at 8:38 AM

Posted in Funny Read

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