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Don’t Fuck With Gamers! Student Slices Intruder in Half With Samurai Sword

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Not the actual student

Not the actual student

Holy shit indeed! A John Hopkins student caught a robber inside his off-campus residence home in the middle of the night and fucking chops him in half with a samurai sword. Thanks to Darkness Walker for the tip. This news article is from Gizmodo.

Holy crap. Detectives are still interviewing a Johns Hopkins University student who fatally lacerated the upper body of a man breaking into his off-campus residence overnight. The suspect also suffered a nearly-severed hand, and was pronounced dead at the scene.The house is home to four undergrads who had already had a Sony PlayStation and two laptops stolen earlier on Monday.

So when one of the students heard noises at about 1am, he went to downstairs to investigate armed with the sword. He saw that the side door to their garage had been pried open, and inside, the suspect lunged at him.

The guy probably didn’t deserve to die, but Police have confirmed he has priors for breaking and entering.

Self defense or too much force? It’s hard to say without being there. One things for sure: Don’t fuck with gamers.


Written by Brando P

September 15, 2009 at 2:37 PM

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